found this on a post a few years ago and thought it fitting to change a few words and use it.

All Aboard for Flight 2016

Preparing to take off for the New Year.

Please make sure your attitudes and good will are secured and locked in, in the upright position.

All self destructive devices should be turned off at this time

All pain and negative thoughts as well as any discouragement should be put away.

As you see the nearest exits, please leave 2015 behind.

And as we come through the isles we will be serving best wishes and prosperity throughout the New Year.

Should at any time we lose altitude under pressure during our flight, reach above and pull down the Positive Thinking mask.

Positive Thoughts will then be activated.

Once activated, you can assist the other passengers during our flight.

This is your Captain speaking; all doors closed and ready for take off..

Destination--------- All great things..

Thank you.. Enjoy..